contreversial post ahead

This ones about my shirt...
I've determined that this shirt has powers of undefined and semi-uncharted nature. I bought the shirt several years ago along with a black one. The black one i wore a fair amount but the white one hung in my basement whilst i traveled the world and got an degree...(I'm aware it supposed to b 'a degree' -my degree English is not)I think that spending that much time unworn and unused is where it developed its powers,...its also possible that someone snuck into my house and placed a spell on it but i doubt it my parents usually keep the door locked. But I digress...
the first power I discovered when I first go my job at London drugs. I didn't connect it to the shirt at first but after conversing with Lacey , we determined that's what it must be. I have to dress nice at London drugs so i wore the shirt every day (at the time i had only one white shirt). It seemed that when ever i talked about things with the managers on my department happened. Ex #1: I wondered (out of curiosity) what would happen if i dropped a camera....? we joked about making me pay for it then told me that they would probably send it away to be repaired and right it off as sales man was clumsy or drunk or something (and if the sales person was drunk probably fire them) any ways guess what happens less that 5 hours later...i drop a camera while pulling it from the display case. (that's odd I don't feel drunk) fortunately I dropped the one camera we sell that has a water proof (up to 10 feet) and a drop protection about to 5 feet. So being that i dropped it only from about a foot it still worked and i was saved from having to fill out paper work and etc.
Ex. #2 i heard one of the managers talking to the other manager about someone getting a tip and not knowing what to do with it. So i asked on the off chance i might get on what we were supposed to do with it. the response was... keep it! guess what happens about 15 mins later. i help a guy figure out some of the fancy functions on his camera basically I'm doing what the menu does but it terms people who don't speak 'camera' understand. he then discreetly slips a five dollar bill into my hand...
Ex. #3 i had yet to sell a protection plan (always sounds to me that it should be read by Charlton Heston or something...-the sovereignty of God over the nations and the London drugs protection plan!!) and the managers were mentioning people selling lots of them and i mentioned never having sold one they told me it would come and later that day guess what i did for the first time that's right i sold a protection plan...
those three events are in no particular order but after they all happened i told the managers about the occurrences (2 points to me for using that word) and it stopped happening ...

the second power of my white shirt...
the first power could be used for good, i got 5$ and sold something that i get a reward for..as long as i avoided talking about getting fired or losing my keys (which i do once a shift on average anyways) life would be good
this second power however i cannot for see it being used for good any time soon...every time this particular shirt is in the back seat of my car i get pulled over. The first time i was driving to my former roommates wedding and not wearing a shirt at all planning to put it on when i got there (it was hot outside) and I got pulled over for speeding through
Coaldale(COaldale!) I was speeding and would've been early for the wedding had i not been pulled over and that's also how I found out that having a broken license is a $300 fine but as Ive said before another story for another time..
the second time i got pulled over was over a year later but i was driving home from camp with the shirt in the back seat because i had thrown it there not wanting it to get packed in my bag and wrinkled etc. 'coincidentally' there was a check stop on the way home..fortunately I wasn't as think as you would drunk and was able to continue on my way but that's when i noticed the powers of the shirt.
This power I think is now broken also because i was telling some one about it and we drove by a police car that had its lights on.. fortunately Aimee saw it and I slowed down to the speed limit i mean kept going at the pace i was going as i was driving at a very slow pace...ahem... on to brighter topics...
now that both powers seem to be broken I will continue to experiment with it; wear it places, drive with it. etc.
but as the cliche says 'only time will tell'...

Remember there's more to live than being ridiculously good looking...

-luKe